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<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

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She smiled. " Your such the cute." she commented on his attempts of looking at himself, though it was impossible without the presents of a mirror. "Adorable." She said again. She continued backwards then spun a single, full turn on one skate only to continue backwards. She looked to him somewhat gawkingly. She then looked away to others about them. They were that of an attraction to others. Rainy was used to it. She looked back to her friend and smiled at him.

When rainy came back around to face him she noticed he had fallen. She didnt know however that he had whipped himself in the face with his hair. Which you could suppose to be her fault. She skated to him dropping to her knees, she slid on the ice stopping right infront of him. " You okay babes?" She asked taking the pony from his hair. She gently ran her fingers through his hair to fix it. She looked at his red eyes. " Meh.." She said meekly. " Maybe i should get you out of here?" She offered seeing as how skating wasn't his thing, ironicly it wasn't hers either.

Rainy watched him. " How about we go somewhere else? I have skated enough today and i dont want my little buddy to kill himself." She said with a sigh. She stood up and wiped the now damp knees of her pants off. She offered a hand. " Ill get you off the ice." She said. As he spoke of his numb ass she giggled. " How cute, you have a frozen ass and you think it's serious. It'll warm up i promise." She gave him a reASSuring smile. ( I had to.) Waiting to see if he would take her hand she dug a hole in the ice with her blade. It would cause others to fall, opps.

She laughed. " Uhm, think about that babe. If you poured hot chocolate on your ass, funny mental image, other then that yeah you'd have a burnt and sticky ass. You booteh is just cold, trust me if i pinched it you'd feel it." She laughed again. She looked around, they had to cut across the rink to get him out of there. "Damn, uhm i don't know how imma get you over there." She nodded with her head since her hands were being occupied.

"Don't call me mommy.." She said. She locked her arms under his, she was luckily just a little taller then him to be able to hold him up. She stood there slowly moving backwards to let him latch onto the wall. Such an amusing way to run into a friend. She sighed and contemplated.

Hm.. Being short is good then. ^^ "Ooo... burnt sticky arse..." He smiled to the thought, rolling his eyes up before blowing his fluffeh bangs out of his eyes. Ow.. They were stabby little buggers and hurt. Blinking, he looked over... all the way across the rink. Could he make it without dying? Or maybe he could slide on his arse all the way over there. He didn't trust the people here though with their pointy skates and their natural athletic talents shunning him. Alas!

His fingers clung to the ridge tightly. They were damn cold and it hurt to bend them. Anything was better than having frostbite on his fingers. Taking on hand, he popped his fingers in his mouth. He looked to be about three now as he tried to warm them up. Sadly though, when he took them out, the cold air turned his warm spit into freezing ice. "Ow..." He whimpered quietly to himself. Looking to his finger, he leaned against the wall and started to pick at the cold wetness before wiping it on his pants. "I thinks... Maybe if I had-ed a lasso I could latch onto one of those speedy skaters..." He was thinking aloud really.

"Hn... Teh skating rink's a death trap..." He mumbled, siddling along the wall. "Hn.. I could always take my skates off and just walk across..." He said, pondering the frostbite.

She watched him. A loud laugh comming from her throat as he suggested the lasso idea. She couldn't think of how to across unless.... Oh sure, he suggests it right as she thinks of it. "Your stupid." She said to herself out loud. She soon noticed she spoke aloud. "Talking to self, not you babes." She said. She nodded. "That would work, but your socks would freeze to the ice if they are sweaty. I could get your shoes, where ever they may be and you can change on the ice then walk out there." She said. Bingo Rainy, nice thoughts. She gave herself a mental pat on the back. "If you make it out of here without another fall, ill make you something super special that is my own secret, and it's warm." She said nodding.

Perking up to the thought of something super special, he clapped his hands to the thought. "Ooo! Super special!" Of course, he didn't need something super special to stay on his feet but it wasn't as though it didn't help. ^^ Hurrah.

All too happy to finally get off this treacherous platform, he quickly attempted to recall where he threw his shoes. Evidently, he wasn't one to walk in change rooms. Scratching his head, thinking, he brightened as he remembered sharply. Amazing what he could do with such motivation. "Hn... I left meh shoes over by the door... Way over there!" Pointing towards it, he could see his shoes already. All pretty and orange with markers and stickers. It couldn't be mistaken for anything else but own. "Yay!" Smiling happily, he looked over to teh Raineh. "See 'em?"

She sighed looking to where the boy pointed. It took her no effort to spot the unque shoes of the unique boy. Just then her tummy rumbled, kicking her to let her know she was hungry. It was loud enough for the boy to hear. She hadn't been eating in a while and it was obvious. A hand placed over her stomach. "Stay.. " she said. Soon she skated off across the ice patch of ground. Soon enough she was out walking on blades to retrieve the boy's shoes. In no time she had skated back to him and held out his shoes to him.

“Yay! Thanks a bunches!” He snatched the shoes quickly, relieved to get his cursed skates off his feet. Taking a second, he wondered how to do it without getting his arse wet. Ah, it was impossible. Slipping down onto the ice lazily, he ignored the pain in his arse from the ice. It was already numb. Pulling off the skate without even untying it, he pulled on his fun orange shoes and pulled the spiral laces. Pressing one of the sticks back against the inside of his foot, he proceeded to pull on the other one and quickly leapt up onto his feet.

Grinning proudly, he pulled at his bangs. “All ready captain!” He chirped, saluting. Ecstatic, he clicked his heels in a small jump, somehow managing to stay on his feet. It was a lot easier to walk on his shoes. Looking to his skates hanging lazily from the laces in one hand, he gave them a dirty look. If skates could bite, they would’ve.

She watched him, slowly moving backward. As he finished She spun around. "Captian my ass." She said. She laughed. "Have fun walking on ice babe, don't fall though or ya dun git a treat." She said as she skated away from him. Soon enough she was off the ice. She sat and changed into her pink converse. Ocasionally she would look up at him to see that he was okay, or to see if he would fall. Shortly she had her shoes on and was jumping around to help her feet. She looked weird and didn't care.

(( I so dyed my hair.))

"Uh... Alrighteh then!" He said with a slightly doubtful voice. Ah, he wasn't confident on the ice. Whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger. His arse it will. Watching her skate off gracefully, he looked down to his shoes. Well, at least he wasn't in those deathtraps swinging by his legs. Frowning a little, he slid forwards. There was this sudden temptation to slide across the ice.

Dashing forwards, he lost his footing several times but the traction on his shoes saved him. Slipping, he purposely slid forwards several metres. At the fast pace, the coldness didn't seem to bother him so much. Laughing as he collided with the wall, he sat there a moment. Hitting the wall didn't hurt nearly as much as falling on his arse. Several people shot him odd looks to the ruckus he created. Smiling that oh-so cheesy grin, he leapt forwards and pranced off the rink.

"Oh... nuh blast! Wait... does sliding count?" He looked at Rainy with wide eyes. Awh and he was so curious as to teh surprise! Now he wrecked it! But the temptation, ah, was almost unbearable. He had no willpower to speak of.

She had finished up and put her own blades in her ever so famous orange back pack. She watched him. "Hmm.. since your cute, ill let you off this one time." She said with a serious face, which was soon lost by an over taking smile. "Kay?" She said to the boy. She stood up, adjusted her outfit then held an arm out to the short boy. "Come, if you want your goodie!" She said with a smile still on pink, gloss coated lips. She waited for the boy to lock arms, they could prance off to.. " Meh, if i make you teh treat i has to go to teh store, does you like mallows?" She asked.

(( Mew, im blonde now ^.^))

(( ^__^ yay! Blondeh! I wantsa pet it! ))

Tilting his head, he brightening up with frightening electricity. “Luckeh me!” He squeaked, leaping forwards and catching her arm sharply. He spun a little bit and then stumbled back as he grabbed himself some balance.

Blinking, he looked to his skates. He needed… skate guards. Pulling them out of his pocket, he hooked them up to the blades of his mom’s skates. “Hurrah! Mallows! Mrowr!” Making a loud cat noise, he swung his skates a little in his arms. “Off to teh stores now!” He chirped, pointed outwards and onwards with the skates swaying dangerously from his arm. Oh he could surly take someone’s eye out now.

She watched him, no wonder she fancied this kid. He was so spunky, and spitefull, he made her all happy and smiley. Who could not like someone who made them all... warm like a teletubbie, just less demented. She laughed and shook her head. "Carely boyo, don't kill yourself or anything. I'd have to be all emo and lonely because your my only friend." She pouted. As they continued on out of the building she sighed, being so used to walking everywhere.

((Sorry, I hate the new layout, so i don't get on anymore.. this site just sucks now.))

(( Hn.. S'ok. I know whatcha' means though.. O.o; ish all squished.. ><; Rarely go here myself to be /perfectly/ honest.
Just a quickie 'cause it's 12:30am.. Blehk, not that I should blame teh time for this. ))

Blinking, he glanced over to her and tilted his head. Then subtly, he stopped the blades swinging in his arm as he took anything as swinging his skates around as though he were wielding an axe on a pair of strings and smote Raineh in the face, leaving her brutally scarred for the rest of her life - not that she would continue living if her pretty face was wounded. He wouldn't keep living. X.x; Maybe that was just him. And this made him wonder, was he really less demented than a teletubby? Well.. Poe was kinda' cute.. and then there was the one with the purse... Suspicious! Ah!

"Eip.. Ice-Skate blade suicide!" His eyes were wide as he thought about it and then glanced to the skates with a raised eye brow. 'Course, they were demonic. And his mother should be damned for not hiding them on him. Alas. "Nuh! Twitch-eh doesn't wanna leave his bested friend alooooone!" He whined as if he were already dead. His o's were carried long like he were some sort of whack dog howling in the middle of the night and then again, what was stopping him from not being that? "Wait.. I ish not your only friend! You gots lotsa' friends because you are sooooo loveable!" He chirped with a smile, teeth and all - you know, the kind that your aunt gives you at your 16th birthday when she firsts walks in the door because your mother isn't aware you have friends outside the family when she invites people to your party - then again, smile's given by Twitchiffer were a little more maniacle, perhaps fun but definately not normal or natural much like himself.

He blew a few bangs out of his eyes casually. Hair in eyes buuurns.